Emes Victoria - Welcome To Motherhood Bitches The Real Guide To Pregnancy Birth And Beyond - Hardcover

Binding: Hardcover
Description: The real guide to pregnancy birth and beyond. I m assuming you ve picked up this book because you re either curious about having kids you re currently up the duff or you re stumbling through the early days of parenthood with a mattress - sized sanitary towel between your legs wondering what the hell has just happened. That or you re killing time in WH Smith waiting for your flight to Ibiza. You lucky bastard. Either way this book is your pregnancy birth and postpartum BFF. Welcome to Motherhood Bitches is your one - stop no - filter guide to everything from swollen vulvas and dinner - plate areolas; from shitting in labour to the horror of postpartum haemorrhoids; from mindless sleep deprivation to salvaging a sex life when your pelvic floor has hit the floor. But mainly it's a reassuring reminder that feeling slightly (or shockingly) out of control with a newborn baby human is entirely normal we promise.
Title: Welcome To Motherhood Bitches The Real Guide To Pregnancy Birth And Beyond
Author(s): Emes Victoria
Publisher: Harpercollins Publishers
Barcode: 9780008453558
Pages: 320 Pages
Publication Date: 5/10/2022
Category: Parodies & Spoofs