Jennings Patrick - We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes - Paperback

Binding: Paperback
Description: Crusher the snake will charm readers in this entertaining funny novel about a snake in captivity and how she turns the tables on her human captor. I am a snake. No not a rattlesnake. I just look like one. I m a gopher snake. One day an oily filthy fleshy human child crossed my path. As luck would have it he knew the difference between a gopher snake and a rattlesnake. He has imprisoned me in a terrarium. His name is Gunnar. He calls me Crusher. He thinks I m male. I m not. He dropped in a dead mouse and hoped I d eat it. I buried it. He then dropped in a live one which he called Breakfast. I didn t lay a coil on it. Gunnar thinks I ll be his adoring pet. He's wrong. In fact I am planning my escape. I may take breakfast with me.
Title: We Can't All Be Rattlesnakes
Author(s): Jennings Patrick
Publisher: Harpercollins
Barcode: 9780060821173
Pages: 144 Pages
Language: English
Publication Date: 10/4/2011