Johnson Sterling - English As A Second F* Cking Language - Paperback

Binding: Paperback
Description: In the English language swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. Whether you want to succeed in business school or social circles a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores trying to comprehend the following conversation: John: Mary would you like to attend the opera this evening? Mary: F*cking - A. should I wear my black dress? John: Why the f*ck not? Mary: F*cked if I know - Oh f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash. John: Well f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck. Mary: Good f*cking idea. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF* L) is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page ESF* L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary - everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned! Great f*cking book! Stephen King
Title: English As A Second F* Cking Language
Author(s): Johnson Sterling
Publisher: St Martin's Press
Barcode: 9780312143299
Pages: 88 Pages
Publication Date: 6/15/1996
Category: Humour