Rowman & Littlefield - The Funniest Things Ever Said New And Expanded - Paperback

Binding: Paperback
Description: Here are 1,237 laugh - out - loud quotes quips and jokes all in one packed - to - the - brim volume. Yes folks sit back and enjoy this collection of inadvertent gaffes thigh - slappers puns and everything and anything else that'll tickle your funny bone. There's something old something new something stolen and something blue from favorite comedians sports and political figures and literary wits. There are even giggles for the kids and groaners for the grown - ups. Just a few among the 1,237 funniest things ever said: I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They ve experienced pain and bought jewelry. Rita Rudner I don t know if it's good for baseball but it sure beats the hell out of rooming with Phil Rizzuto. Yogi Berra on being told that Joe Di Maggio was to marry Marilyn Monroe I made my money the old - fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died. Malcolm Forbes The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he could teach him to find a higher state of consciousness. Then after talking to Bush for a few minutes he said You know what? Let's just grab lunch. Bill Maher
Title: The Funniest Things Ever Said New And Expanded
Brand: Rowman & Littlefield
Barcode: 9781493041190
Pages: 344 Pages
Publication Date: 8/29/2019
Series: 1001
Category: Dictionaries Of Quotations